I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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