u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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