i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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