So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Me too!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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