Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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