I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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