It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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