i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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