I bet he comes in French.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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