I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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