The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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