I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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