I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Less talking, more tequila
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
