i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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