wat bout pragnant strippers??
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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