you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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