Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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