I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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