miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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