physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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