If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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