You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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