she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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