Dual....:-)
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
