I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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