If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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