He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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