the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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