No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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