Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
