Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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