found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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