I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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