btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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