Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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