no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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