? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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