dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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