what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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