i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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