She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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