Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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