Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Do plants get herpes?
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