Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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