Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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