No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
