i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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