physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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