If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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