lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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