i just google imaged poop.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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