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that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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