Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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