I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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