They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Girls should come with a carfax report
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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