Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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