you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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