North Korea, Best Korea!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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