Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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