I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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