honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
