fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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